THERE WILL BE ORGASMS!!!! - mmmmssssaaaagggggrrrrrr0rgasm!
Reality check and enough of this third person stuff already - whew. While I do have an interesting collection of undergraduate and graduate degrees (subjects include Mathematics, Anthropology, Logic and Analytic Philosophy, and Computer Science) non of them are doctorates and I have never been a professor let alone a full professor.
Continuing the reality check - of course Fingerland and The Magic Handz Institute are extremely virtual institutions - but with at least one foothold on reality - this website and the Fingerland.org domain name. And yes, if possible we will create instructional videos.
But as far as the sex goes and my magic hands - that is entirely real with the understanding that the "subjects" were not subjects but girlfriends.
Below I will give some more detail about those girlfriends and our sexual experiences together - with names changed to protect the naughty:
- Pamela - of the 20,000 orgasms. It was probably a form of folie a deux. We had sex for two hours every night for two straight years. She had approximately 30 orgasms every night. Some of them were frighteningly intense. However, this was more a case of magic tongue rather than magic fingers - an hour of 69 followed by an hour of regular sexual intercourse. While she was having her 30+ orgasms I was having my two or three - a ten-to-one ratio that I find entirely reasonable. When we first met she had claimed to have had two orgasms in her entire life to that point.*
- Rosa - of the 10,000 orgasms. She could only have orgasms with a vibrator when we first met. During our first month together she faked her orgasms. After a while I caught on and told her that as long as she faked it I would never learn how to get her off. The next time we got together it took an entire hour of hand work to get her her first person-to-person orgasm. But after that the dam broke. Most of her orgasms came from 69 and my fingers.
- Liddy - of the hour-long orgasms. Her hour-long orgasms were entirely digital and I had a real concern about carpal tunnel syndrome..
- Girrlll - nipple orgasms, orgasms from simply touching her inner thighs after a certain number of nipple orgasms and of course clitoral orgasms. She found 69 orgasms too frighteningly intense. She also would wonder aloud why there was not a line of women waiting at the door.**
The secret is actually fairly simple. You do need to have touch - you cannot be clumsy, and you need real control. If your touch is not light the woman's nipples or clitoris will become sore and sensitive in the wrong way. With the correct touch - no soreness and nipples and clitoris become sensitive in a good sense. Orgasms will come closer and closer together. There are several other secrets as well but they will remain proprietary for the moment.
An additional reality check - while I did have fantasies about a line of women waiting at my door for their treat it never materailized. Probably just as well. While I certainly could service two or more women at a time; I really would have ended up with carpal tunnel syndrome.
So what am I really looking for -
- some excitement - NSA or otherwise
- a girlfriend
- a friend