THERE WILL BE ORGASMS!!!! - mmmmssssaaaagggggrrrrrr0rgasm!
As already mentioned, Fingerland is conducting long-term research into the newly-pressing topic of "tired iron"* - is there a lifetime-limit to the number of orgasms that a woman can have? One recent subject lost interest after approximately 21,000 orgasms (700 consecutive nights at the fairly modest rate of 30 orgasms per night). When asked for verification of the number she was quite unhelpful - she claimed that she remembered it only as "one long orgasm."
So The Institute has requested that Professor Handz recruit a 10,000 orgasm subject (100 orgasms per night for 100 nights) in order to establish a baseline for the "tired-iron" investigation.